Super High School Level Social Justice Warrior

idk why i kinda ship meenah <3< kankri

i just

i dont know why but i can see her getting angry with him over his stupid sermons and pulling him by the belt buckle of his tall pants

then hed get all flustered because damn the whole situation would be a catastrophic hateboner fueled by his own self-absorbed views on social justice and oppression

and then meenah would get angry at him for the misunderstanding but also have some sort of hateboner at how bassholes at least trying to fight back

then theyd end up hatesnogging and well you know the rest theyd just end up more tangled up than well her own braids

dude that stuff must tangle a lot

then after that shed sort of begrudgingly compliment him just to try to deattach herself from the kismesis quadrant somehow and well theyd never ever mention the fact anymore

the next day kankri would change his status from celibate to relatively celibate and kankri would think no one would be the wiser but theyd notice the clear change in behavior and wonder what or who promted it and by wonder theyd of course silently gossip about it 

since theyd never find the culprit (meenah is a terrible liar but shed make an extra effort this time because talk about embarrassing) theyd probably call kankri a consortshagger or something like that itd be hilarious

itd annoy him to no end but he was already used to the nicknames so hed just tell them to slap a trigger warning

because theres no way hed tell everyone he had a blackrom fling with the girl who had the highest blood in the hemospectrum nuh uh not at all hes not discreet at these things either but lets make an extra effort vantas for your reputation as a social justice warrior

and then theyd eventually forget it because dude millions of years and the insufferable is just a better nickname anyways

then karkat would appear and damn hes so different from kankri meenah would just fall in love with him on the spot

shed be all karkat let me take your bone bulge

but little shed know that the ghost of her past embarrassing hatefling with kankri would haunt her like the possibility of popping a boner while in work haunts a male kindergarten teacher