why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
I love pirates because they have no concept on albeism. oh you have no leg? here have a peg leg. no hand?? well guess we gotta put a hook on that, give those sons of bitches a surprise. Blind in one eye, put an eyepatch on no one fucking cares, youre deaf??? go man the canons you glorious bastard.They dont care if youre disabled bcus as long as you can fuck shit up they literally dont fucking care.
I was watching Wreck-It-Ralph with my friend, and I need to draw random stuff while I watch movies.
i mean it’s crazy we finish each other’s
T ͍͕H ̻͙̮̤̬̟A͍̗͖̖̫̬ ̴̹͉ͅT̴͖͈ ͍̟͜S̱ ̴̼̤͉͔̦Ẃ͖̰̠̫͇͍̘ ̴̲̬̺̳ͅͅH̫̝̼͇̜̤̥̕ ̺A͖͡ ̛̱T̡̲̫̥͓ ͓͚͙̞̣̬I̖͍̲̹̮ ͏̫̟̱̟̦̪ͅW̘̞ ̸̝͎̫A̪̠͓̜̰͙ ͉͚̬̻̕S̙̟̖͢ ̛̭͖̟̯͍̱͖G҉͚̱͍̙ ̴̼O̼̪̰͕͜ ̰̝̟̞͙N͙͔̙͞ ̭̦̻̜̳̫̩̕N̺ ̩͓A̝͎̻͡ ̹̻̘͖̜͈̱͟S̶̙͚̝̖͖ ̵̮̬Ą͔͙ ̛Y̟̭̖̱
I did meet a fake geek girl once.
We were at school and she started to casually drop in that she liked comics/games/”geek stuff”, at the time I was wearing an iroman shirt. Deeper into the conversation i found that she didn’t know what I meant when I was referring to anything about the characters. When I questioned her about it a few days later she admitted that she had really just said it to get to know me better.
We ended up dating and while we were dating she got really into comics, DC especially, and found out that she really did enjoy the things she first said she did. I took her to her first convention. She met another guy there and ended up breaking up with me for him.
I went on to discover I was gay and fucked her brother.
Moral of the story. Comics lead to sex in the most unexpected ways.
This story was a riot from start to finish.
Luke Mancini, concept artist for Blizzard entertainment.
Check out this amazing artist’s work at http://mr—jack.deviantart.com
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SLICE THEIR PALM TO GET BLOOD. do you know how many nerve endings are in your hand?!?! why don’t they ever cut the back of their arm or their leg or something omfg
me everytime a character in a movie has to get a few drops of their blood for some ritual bullshit (via jtoday)
WHILE WE’RE AT IT, why do people try to cross those skinny bridges over lava/chasms/whatever by walking upright. IT’S CALLED CENTER OF GRAVITY. get on your hands and knees and crawl across that thing. HUG IT. SCOOT YOUR BUTT ACROSS. “but i look stupid!” lalalala but we’ll avoid that ~dramatic moment~ where you almost fall over and die because your damn fucking self wanted to look COOL
and stop yanking IV lines out of your arms the minute you wake up in the hospital